It makes sense to me

I mentioned this in my post about recruitment consultants and how I once recieved a email from them once asking for

Must know Java, EBJ, Oracle,XML and seequal

I put this down to the consultant writing something down the way client said it. since then I have spoken to a few people who have mentioned to me that they also pronounce it “MySequal” or when they here rookies to the development business they where asked by a boss to do some sequal and which resulted in them wondering what the boss was asking. One person even told me “It is sequal thats how you pronounce it” they where quite adament they where right.

However today I was on the MySQL website and I found the following:

The official way to pronounce “MySQL” is “My Ess Que Ell” (not “my sequel”), but we do not mind if you pronounce it as “my sequel” or in some other localized way source

So Ha I was right! ok it seems the other way is acceptable but its not right… and as a man of science I believe that being right is without a doubt better than being close enough.

I couldnt find a picture of a lolcat saying something funny about this.. suprisingly I may have to make one if I can think of something funny to write about this.

More Interesting technical blogs are comming. I am playing with Ruby on Rails right now and as of yet I think its good but I dont know enough to make a tutorial on any better than some of the thousands that are about.

If you want a good tutorial read my EJB3 and Jboss Seam Hello world tutorial its very good.

Database, general Rant, SQL

Anyone who has at one time or another have listed their CV on a jobs website will know that your email account will forever be cursed with spam from recruitment agents, or (Blood sucking recruitment vampires) as they are called in our office.

These email are normally about jobs you are not qualified, have no experience off and live nowhere near. anyone looking at your CV could see in a few seconds you would probably not be suitable for a particular job. “Senior Systems Architect £70k+ Cornwall” I remember getting spam like that when i was a wet behind the ears graduate living in Aberdeen looking for my first job.

Mostly these emails the ones I do read normally contain a list of technical buzz words which the agent has no idea about and just lists because the client I once got a email which contained a line like:

Must know Java, EBJ, Oracle,XML and seequal

I had to think about it for a while wondering “whats seequal?” until I released it was SQL they had just written it as the client had said it… I have a further dislike for people who pronounce SQL as “seequal” but thats a post for another time.

Anyway my point of this post is today I received one such email for a agent with the header “Java Developer – 3 month contract – Fife” I’m personally not looking for a job I’m happy where I am (Unless Blizzard or RockStar North want to talk then I’m quite willing to listen) however I have a few friends who have fallen victim to the “Credit Crush” and are currently looking for jobs. I thought I might forward to them until I read the body of the message

My Client is currently looking for an experienced Java Developer to develop a redundant, high available, distributed solution that will enable them to deliver its value added strategy. Skills: Java, J2EE,object oriented design distributed environment, RDBMS

Now I can work out what the client wants but as an attempted sales pitch to get me interested it couldn’t have been a bigger failure. it goes back to the fact the client mentioned some of the things they need or are making the agent then just listed them while also referring to their customer as a “it”

Come on recruitment people if I was the client I would be annoyed that you where attempting to get people interested in my company with a crappy email like that. and worried that I would be missing out on getting the best possible candidates because they didn’t bother to read your spam email or did read it, laughed at it, showed there colleagues who also laughed. posted it on a blog and deleted it.

Just like I did.

general general, Rant, Recruitment